I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
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He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Holy shit dude........stairs
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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