no. you can't hotbox the world.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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