so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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