Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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