I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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