it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
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