kristin has been a bad kristin
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
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