Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
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