i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
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