R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
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I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
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Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
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