She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
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Oh shit. There are penis maracas
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
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Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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