like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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