I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
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