i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Are we still banned from the library?
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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