He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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