Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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