Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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