Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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