i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
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I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
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Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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