Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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