He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Randomize