It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
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