Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
you mean i was at the winter classic?
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It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
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He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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