i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
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I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
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I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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