and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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