just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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