Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
There are leaves in my underwear?
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