I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
Randomize
