Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
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