look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
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