y did u give ur computer a hand job?
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
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My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
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The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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