Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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