Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
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