I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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