I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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