Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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