Hey man sorry I got all grabby
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
Randomize
