Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
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