Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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