Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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