Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
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Goodbee
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Randomize
