Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
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Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
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If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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