i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Randomize
