Why is half of me covered in green stuff that won't come off?
You stripper-danced on a light pole in the quad. It had fresh paint on it.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
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This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
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Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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