ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
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