what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
I think my vagina is haunted
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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