just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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