I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
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What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
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You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
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