No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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