don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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