Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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