it was like his penis was on wheels.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
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