susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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