So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
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there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
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Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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