is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
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Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
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In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
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