People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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