you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
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when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
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did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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