he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
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Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
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I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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