And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
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how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
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I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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