You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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