Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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