I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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