I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
You dont lie about slip and slides
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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